Ramp Rats Unite!

I'm not big on unions, but if anyone needs one, it's THESE guys! :o This is a real add from Craigslist...
Man, I'll bet they just can't wait for that .50 increase! ;)
Need one person to work a full time schedule . Responsibilities will include De-planing travellers from aircraft, unloading baggage, handling baggage claim issues, cleaning and servicing aircraft for the next day's departures.
Pay is 8.50 per hour for the first 3 months, then 9.00 an hour after probationary period.
Applicants must be able to repeatedly lift 75 pounds or more, pass a drug screening and criminal background check. Applicants must have a driver's license, must be reliable, punctual, and willing to learn. Teamwork a must.
Pay is 8.50 per hour for the first 3 months, then 9.00 an hour after probationary period. No Dental/Medical/Vision. Flight Benefits available for qualified employees.
Man, I'll bet they just can't wait for that .50 increase! ;)