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Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:32 pm
by Rocket_Bird
Kinda a laugh topic, but have you, in the middle of a flight, suddenly have to goto the bathroom like really badly?

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:50 pm
by TacitBlue
LMAO! Sorry, no that hasn't happened to me... yet. But now that I've heard (read?) your story, I'm sure it will.

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:07 pm
by ozzy72
Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk ;) ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:13 pm
by C
Yep, and isn't wasn't very pleasant!

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:35 pm
by ozzy72
Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris? ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:49 pm
by TacitBlue
Just keep an empty Coke bottle by the desk ;) ;D


Great, but what if it's not something you can do in a bottle.... a paper sack maybe? then you just fly over a car dealership and aim for a convertible. :P

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:52 pm
by ozzy72
Best thing if it's number 2s is a big sheet of clingfilm, then you can wrap it up and you don't have to smell it.
Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you ;) ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:54 pm
by Hagar
Of course if you've had a curry and Guiness then you have 2 options, either a dustbin bag or move the PC into the loo with you ;) ;D

Not certain but I think they're talking about real flying.

PS. It's bad enough when you're stuck in a traffic jam on the M25. ::)

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 3:59 pm
by ozzy72
In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:09 pm
by C
Forgot your nappy AGAIN Chris? ;D


Thankfully I held it all in! ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:18 pm
by Rocket_Bird
In that case just crap out of the window, it was the prefered method until William Crapper invented the flushing toilet ;D


Back then, they had "the tubes"  ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 6:05 pm
by beefhole
Ha, interesting thought bird.  I've actually never considered it-my next lesson is a four-leg x-country though, so who knows ;)

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 12:04 am
by Rocket_Bird
It was probably one of the few instances where I actually taxied my aircraft from the runway all the way back to the apron and shutdown in 1.5 minutes at a controlled international airport lololol!

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 8:38 am
by TacitBlue
You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie. ;D

Re: Have you ever?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 9:50 am
by || Andy ||
You should have declared an emergency and had fire crews meet you on the runway with a port-a-pottie. ;D


lolol..

Then perform a controlled explosion on it?... ;)