http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40669144
You would not believe how happy I am that I have never had to use "Aeroplanes" to go anywhere in my lifetime!
I just sit in my back garden sipping a nice cool lemonade and watch all the aircraft trails criss-crossing the sky above me and sympathise (or not) with all the folks suffering up there!
Paul...pass me another glass of "lemonade".... ...!
Patient: Doctor, I have a fear of flying.
Doctor: Then don't do it!