737 FOR SALE !!

[Jetranger]

FOR SALE 1 Slightly used Damaged 737 Aircraft

Lite Damage to underneath of under carriage, nothing sum Elmers Glue and Duct Tape won't Fix

CASH Only , buyer has to have way to remove aircraft

Also Buyer has to finish delivering all the packages


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/airliner-overshoots-runway-skids-across-highway/ar-BBvhMpk?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=mailsignout

[OldAirmail]

Although that looks like one of my landings, I categorically deny that I was the pilot!

Actually, I told the co-pilot -"You're it!" and hid in the back.

[Hawkeye07]

Although that looks like one of my landings, I categorically deny that I was the pilot!

Actually, I told the co-pilot -"You're it!" and hid in the back.

Good one OAM! By the way, you left the back door open when you came out of hiding...I mean egressed from your assigned landing station.

[OldAirmail]

Although that looks like one of my landings, I categorically deny that I was the pilot!

Actually, I told the co-pilot -"You're it!" and hid in the back.

Good one OAM! By the way, you left the back door open when you came out of hiding...I mean egressed from your assigned landing station.

Ummm... Yeah.... I had to air out my pants, in a hurry....You know?....

[Hawkeye07]

Although that looks like one of my landings, I categorically deny that I was the pilot!

Actually, I told the co-pilot -"You're it!" and hid in the back.

Good one OAM! By the way, you left the back door open when you came out of hiding...I mean egressed from your assigned landing station.

Ummm... Yeah.... I had to air out my pants, in a hurry....You know?....

I totally understand. Those airline inflight meals can do bizarre tricks on a delicate digestive tract. You wouldn't mind standing down wind now would you old chap?

[Shadowcaster]

Although that looks like one of my landings, I categorically deny that I was the pilot!

Actually, I told the co-pilot -"You're it!" and hid in the back.

That's way better than any of my attempts at making contact with Mother Earth.

Cheers
Rich