had 2 hot Good lookin stewardesses on board sittin next to me,, ( Oh ya ~ they was females- just to be clear).
and I was havin a good time, few drinks, got their phone number, playin little footsy, ya know like the good ol' days, when flyin was fun,,,,
So I got to thinkin, I'd like to spend a little more time with these broads,,, if I could just delay the flight,,, for a few more hours,,,, ya know,,
So I slipped the on duty stewardess a 100 dallar bill,,, and told her go up and tell the Captain to kill sum time somewhere, Land at the Wrong Airport, or something, come up with an excuse, anything,,, doesn't matter,, land at any airport, doesn't matter pick one , any of em' their all the same from inside this tube, packed in here like sardines,,,
So she comes back struttin down the isle , smiles at me, gives me a wink, ok Jobs done, I get to spend sum more times with these Bodicious broads for a few more hours,,,
and dats what ya gotcha do now days stuck in one of those tubes between 2 hot bodied good lookin babes, if ya wanna get anywhere, if ya know what I mean
So that's the story, and I thought I'd share it with ya, and IF ya don't believe me,,,
Well read for yourself, then ya change ya mind,,,
Now,,, ask yourself ~ ~ ~ ~ would I lie
???? http://www.cbsnews.com/news/oops-airplane-lands-at-wrong-airport/
Thank Ya, Andrew Dice Clay , the Dice Man !
Here wanna sum more of me : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Htf_F6Nmtg
