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Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 8:41 am
by ozzy72
A Swiss man caught speeding on a Canadian highway has blamed his actions on the absence of goats on the roads.
The man was caught driving at 161 km/h (100mph) in a 100 km/h (60mph) zone.
A traffic officer's notes said the Swiss driver had said he was taking advantage "of the ability to go faster without risking hitting a goat".
Canadian police spokesman Joel Doiron said he had never found a goat on the highways of eastern Ontario in his 20 years of service.
"Nobody's ever used the lack of goats here as an excuse for speeding," Mr Doiron told the AFP news agency.
"I've never been to Switzerland, but I guess there must be a lot of goats there," he said.
The driver was ordered to pay a fine of C$360 ($330;

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:23 am
by eno
Good job I'd slowed down when I was caught speeding in Canada ...... I'd have been locked up and goats wouldn't have been a useful enough excuse.  ::) ::)

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:31 pm
by `Josh
I thought I was in the jokes section. I was waiting for the punchline.  ;D ;D

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 9:58 pm
by Jared
;D ;D ;D

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:47 am
by Fozzer
In Switzerland, when you are locked up for speeding, you allowed to have a Goat in you cell for company... :-*

(I don't think it applies in Canada, tho'. You get a bloke in a red uniform wearing a boy scouts hat).

Paul...;)...!

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:14 pm
by Mushroom_Farmer
Hey Paul. . . Is this you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Paul Fosbery. Hereford. England.
L for: Leibster Jesu Wir Sind Hier.BWV 731. One of Bachs's lovely quiet pieces, which I regularly play on my drawbar organ... ..and a piece which I would love to be played at my funeral...in many, many years to come, hopefully...! Have endless enjoyment with J.S...! Paul...Korg CX-3. Two manual organ...

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:16 am
by Fozzer
Hey Paul. . . Is this you?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Paul Fosbery. Hereford. England.
L for: Leibster Jesu Wir Sind Hier.BWV 731. One of Bachs's lovely quiet pieces, which I regularly play on my drawbar organ... ..and a piece which I would love to be played at my funeral...in many, many years to come, hopefully...! Have endless enjoyment with J.S...! Paul...Korg CX-3. Two manual organ...



...courtesy of the British Broadcasting Corporation, Music Department... ;)...!

Paul ...you hum it....I'll play it... 8)...!

(Not ready to die....just yet....).... ;)...!

Re: Lack of goats in Canada...

PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:16 am
by Mushroom_Farmer


...courtesy of the British Broadcasting Corporation, Music Department... ;)...!

Paul ...you hum it....I'll play it... 8)...!

(Not ready to die....just yet....).... ;)...!


We all hope you'll be around a long time Fozzie!  ;D ;D ;D ;D