Hopping up a motor

okay, this is not about an automobile.
Its about a ride on lawn mower.
(go ahead, laugh it up)
but its got a 5HP Briggs and Stratton.
Is there anything i can do to make it a bit faster,
or shoot fire from the exhasut so i burn the police officers face as he is chasing me on foot
Its about a ride on lawn mower.
(go ahead, laugh it up)
but its got a 5HP Briggs and Stratton.
Is there anything i can do to make it a bit faster,
or shoot fire from the exhasut so i burn the police officers face as he is chasing me on foot