Strategic Retreat wrote:OldAirmail wrote:Why not just put it in the trunk of your car

A car that can be put inside its own trunk? Only thinking about of it, it makes me cross-eyed. I'm quite sure there's a law of nature, or physics, or something like that that would prevent you to do it.

Very similar to the Oozle-Woozle Bird...
These birds fly in a single line with the largest bird in front followed by the next largest and so on down to the smallest at the rear
At the first sign of danger, the smallest bird flies up the behind of the bird in front and so on up the line
The single remaining bird then flies round and round in every decreasing circles until it disappears up its own fundamental orifice.
So, a motor car can get inside its own trunk.
Paul....

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