Well, I do drive (ST220), but to be honest, here in the UK with all the insurance, speed cameras, fuel prices and congested roads, I don't drive for pleasure anymore :(
Luckily I do have one of these.......

This is a Specialzed 2003 BigHit, 8" of travel front and rear, 4-pot hydraulic brakes, 3" tyres - basically a motocross bike with no engine.
I'm yet to find a copper/speed camera in the forest!

Point me towards the hills!!!