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The 2016 Olympic Games!.... ....!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/schedule

A usual, in such occurrences, I am offering a trip in Fozzer's Inter-Galactic Spaceship to the far away Planet Zorg, in the constellation of Orion, to all those who dread their lives being infected daily with: "The Games" on TV, Radio, and the News Media, on Planet Earth.

Planet Zorg is beyond the reach of radio/tv/wifi signals from Planet Earth!

The trip lasts until the cessation of; "The Games" when all will be returned back home again to Planet Earth, and the furore will have died down somewhat, and everything will go back to normal again.

Everything is supplied for the trip, all inclusive; and the weather is always nice to make your visit an awesome a wonderful experience to remember!

(Small Children can be left at home with Grandma).

Book your trip now, without delay, to ensure a place!

http://www.fozzersintergalactictrips.com

...bring a bottle (optional)...

Paul.... ...!

...bring a bottle (optional)...

Whaaat! No free booze?

Is this the inter-galactic branch of Ryanair?

Book me a place please, happy to bring a few bottles

Have you got something for the US election?

Canuck1955 wrote:Have you got something for the US election?

Fozzer's Intergalactic Tours can arrange anything in our various Flights to far-off Galaxies to make the experience enjoyable for all those wishing to get away from various highly annoying events taking place on Planet Earth.

Just state the event, and which Galaxy you would like to visit for the duration of the Annoying Event.

A number of inter-galactic space craft are available, in various colours, and can be selected from the list.

Due to its popularity, and many donations from satisfied customers, the flights are now free of charge for everyone!

Enjoy your flight in peace and comfort!

Paul....CEO and Chief Pilot..... ....!

Extra: Arrangements can now be made to bring an annoying person, or annoying persons of your choice, who can be ejected into outer space during the flight.