The 2016 Olympic Games!.... ....!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/rio-2016/schedule
A usual, in such occurrences, I am offering a trip in Fozzer's Inter-Galactic Spaceship to the far away Planet Zorg, in the constellation of Orion, to all those who dread their lives being infected daily with: "The Games" on TV, Radio, and the News Media, on Planet Earth.
Planet Zorg is beyond the reach of radio/tv/wifi signals from Planet Earth!
The trip lasts until the cessation of; "The Games" when all will be returned back home again to Planet Earth, and the furore will have died down somewhat, and everything will go back to normal again.
Everything is supplied for the trip, all inclusive; and the weather is always nice to make your visit an awesome a wonderful experience to remember!
(Small Children can be left at home with Grandma).
Book your trip now, without delay, to ensure a place!
http://www.fozzersintergalactictrips.com
...bring a bottle (optional)...
Paul.... ...!