It's just a quote from an article on the Onion website.
Some how we have to find a way to get help to these popcorn vendors. Maybe some sort of salt bath therapy or warm butter backrubs or something. The next time you order popcorn at a theatre you have to think.. I just paid a 1000% markup on popcorn and the kid that sold it to me looks like Sid Vicious.
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PORTLAND, OR