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(A) Physics Topic
(B) Astrology Topic
(C) New "Double Oh Seven" Flick

















The answer is C
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5jqmG ... QD8UCEVCG2

Seems to be a wierd title for a Bond Film....

I must admit the titles a bit weird but, if it's as good as the last movie, I'll be going to see it.
Never been a big fan of the bond films, but I thought Daniel Craig brought something to the franchise that gave it a new breath of life.

I must admit the titles a bit weird but, if it's as good as the last movie, I'll be going to see it.
Never been a big fan of the bond films, but I thought Daniel Craig brought something to the franchise that gave it a new breath of life.

Agreed with everything Craig has said 8-)

B: What have you got for this time, Q?

Q: Well, it's a pair of briefs that has a hidden, fully automatic toilet paper dispenser.  Also, if you press the blue button, it will unfold into a two seat, twin engine, light aircraft that can also work as a submarine in a pinch.  Also, as it runs on a nuclear cell, the battery case is actually a dispenser of stout and barbecue sauce.  You will want to be careful about the sauce, because if you whistle God Save the Queen it will ignite after three seconds and burn through concrete, aluminum, and down comforters.  Also, be careful not to press the blue button when in the WC, as it could get awfully crowded in hurry.

B: What does the red button do?

Q: Oh, that will just make the entire unit self-destruct by turning into a startled deer and running in front of the nearest lorry.

B:  Brilliant!  So, do they come in black?

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Or . . .

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B: Q, what does the Aston Martin do this time?

Q: Nothing special.

B: Nothing special?

Q: Well, budget cutbacks, you know, old chap.

B: Bugger. And the Cooper?

Q: Oh, well that has machine guns with explosive tipped rounds, Rolls Royce jet engines in the boot, and two blondes that speak broken English but shag like rabbits.

B: The Cooper it is, then!