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quotes!

comeon, we all have a favourite moment. what is yours. mine would have to be....

[ARTHUR]  Be quiet!
[DENNIS]  Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power  
 just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
[ARTHUR]  Shut up!
[DENNIS] I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
  because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd
  put me away!
[ARTHUR]  Shut up!  Will you shut up!
[DENNIS]  Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

please post yours.

john.

My personal favorite.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... nty+Python

King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours.
Prince Herbert: What, the curtains?
King of Swamp Castle: No, not the curtains, lad, all that you can see stretched out over the valleys and the hills! That'll be your kingdom, lad.

King of Swamp Castle: When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.

continue on...

King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

Ramos

Customer: 'I would like to buy a fish licence.'
Post Office man: 'What?'
Customer: 'A licence. For my pet fish, Eric. He's an 'alibut.'
PO man: 'He's a what?'
'Customer: 'He is an halibut. Chose him out of thousands. Didn't like the look of the others - they were all too flat.'
PO man: 'You're a loony!'
Customer: 'I am not a loony!.'
PO man: 'You don't need a licence for your pet fish.'
Customer: 'I bleedin' well do, and I got one. Can't be caught out there.'
PO man: 'There is no such thing as a fish licence!'
Customer: 'Yes there is. I got a licence for my pet dog Eric, and I got a licence for my pet cat Eric.'
PO man: 'You don't need a licence for your cat!'
Customer: 'What's that then?'
PO man: 'This is a dog licence with the word dog crossed out and the word cat written in, in crayon!'
Customer: 'The man didn't have the right form.'
PO man: 'What man?'
Customer: 'The man from the cat-detector van.'
PO man: 'The loony-detector van, you mean.'
Customer: 'Look, it's people like you what cause unrest!'
PO man: 'What cat detector van?'
Customer: 'The cat-detector van from the Ministry of Housinge.'
PO man: 'Housinge?'
Customer: 'It was spelt like that on the van I'm very observant.'
PO man: 'Yes, all right, all right. A licence.'
Customer: 'Yiss.'
PO man: 'For a fish.'
Customer: 'Yiss.'
PO man: 'You ARE a loony!'
Customer: 'I am not a loony! Why should I be tarred with the epithet loony merely because I have a pet halibut?'
PO man: 'Are all of your pets called Eric?'
Customer: 'There's nothing so odd about that. Dawn Palethorpe the lady show jumper had a pet clam called Stafford, after the late Chancellor. Alan Bullock has two pikes both called Chris, and Marcel proust had an 'addock! Kemal Ataturk had an entire menagerie called Abdul! So if you're calling the author of 'A La Recherche Du Temps Perdus' a loony, I shall have to ask you to step outside!'

I was a member of my university Monty Python Quoter's League in the 1970s - shows, huh.

im brian and so is my wife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-R757vJ ... y%20Python

Not my absolute favourite, but certainly one of them!

"Wait 'til Biggus Dickus hears of this."

....

"He has a wife you know... you know what she's called? She's called... Incontinentia... Incontinentia Buttocks."

'Why can't we learn to defend ourselves against pointed sticks?"


"OH! so you want to learn about pointed sticks eh? Gerrin all igh n mighty about it eh?
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN LAD, WHEN SOME HOMICIDAL MANIAC COMES ATTACKING YOU WITH A BUNCH OF LOGANBERRIES, DONT COME CRYING TO ME!"

"I thought you said we'd have no leader?"

"That's right, so shut up and do as i say!"