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ATC on the phone- "Yes but this man has no flight experience whatsoever, he is a menace to himself and everything in the air.....Yes, birds too."

Your turn.

It's a big building with patients

"Im always serious, and don't call me Shirly."

Gotta love it. Another good one is

"Billy have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

Cheers
Cameron

"It's the room in the front of the plane where the pilots sit. But that's not important right now"

Its a big building with generals, but thats not important

There is one I use regularly "I haven't felt this bad since we saw that Ronald Regan movie"

Pilot:  Capt Clarence Oveur
Co-pilot:  Rodger "Kareem Abdul Jabar" Murdoc
Navigator:  Victor Boston

"Billy, have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?"

"Surely There must be something you can do"

"I'm doing everything I can, and stop calling me Shirley"

Ramos

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Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

 ;D  ;D

Excuse me Stewardess, I speak Jive

Looks like i picked the wrong day to quit amphetamines!

What do you make of it?

Well, it could be a hat, or a brooch... or maybe a pterydactyl...

(paraphrased, but we all remember that one... )

"what kind of plane is it"

" Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol"

gotta love the camp dude in that film.

On approach: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Sliding down the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Stopped on the runway: "I just wanted to tell you both good luck. Were all counting on you."

Gotta love Airplane!

peanut1234

Did he have the chicken or the fish?