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Let's see how well you guys put up with this task.

Pick a band and answer only using that band's lyrics

Band: Amplifier

1. Describe yourself:

I'm all evolved and fully grown,
With three dimensions of my own
But hey Mr. Dog - Well I'm just an animal just like you
In a laser beam and a human being
With more fire than the belly of the sun

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

But you were the bleak soundtrack to my film noire
Yeah that was you

3. How do people feel about you?

Pick up your head again...
Iif you want to be king
then nobody must keep you down...

4. How do you feel about yourself?

And the light is telling me that I'm alive

5. Are you male or female?

Just how well do you know me?

6. What would you rather be doing?

Let's reset our instrument dials
Somewhere the moment will come
When we crash through the heart of the sun
- We are unstoppable now -
Somewhere the night will explode
On the back of this wave that we rode

7. Describe where you live:

We're candyfloss children who live in a city of clouds
With the ghosts of dead robots
Where fiction and fantasy roll like a cannonball

8. Describe how you love:

And when I'm stoned
I'm missing you my dear

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

To be carried along
On a current so strong
I'd be glowing from you

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Because our plastic factories
And our catastrophic theories are all we have
We live our lives from paper bags
And I know better than you know
I'd kill you cause you drive to slow
Aggressive instincts will do us in
Just give us the chance for us to prove it ourselves

Band: Nirvana

1. Describe yourself:

I'm not like them,
But I can pretend.
The sun is gone,
But I have a light.
The day is done,
And I'm having fun.
I think I'm dumb,
Maybe just happy...

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

She's eyes me like a pisces when I am weak.

3. How do people feel about you?

Come as you are
As you were
As I want you to be

4. How do you feel about yourself?

I feel stupid and contagious.

5. Are you male or female?

You're face, to face, with the man who sold the world.

6. What would you rather be doing?

Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea,
Distill the life that's inside of me
 
7. Describe where you live:

I'm on a plain
I can't complain

8. Describe how you love:

Even if you have,
Even in you need,
I don't mean to stare,
We don't have to breed.
We could plant a house,
We could build a tree,
I don't even care,
We could have all three.

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

I need an easy friend, I do
With an ear lend, I do
Think you fit this shoe, I do
Won't you have a clue.

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard, it was to hard to find
Oh well, whatever, nevermind...
Hello, hello, hello, how low?

Now this is HARD

Band: System Of A Down

1. Describe yourself:

Well I'm not there all the time you know
Some people, some people, some people,
Call it insane, yeah they call it insane, (sugar)
I play Russian roulette everyday, a man's sport,
With a bullet called life, yeah mama called life, (sugar)

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

I need, I feel, a love,
You love to love the fear,
I never want to be alone

3. How do people feel about you?

Can you say "brainwashing?"

4. How do you feel about yourself?

There's nothing wrong with me
There's something wrong with you
There's something wrong with me

5. Are you male or female?

And the little boy stared,
Into the eyes of the night

6. What would you rather be doing?

Everybody's going to the party have a real good time
Dancing in the desert blowing up the sunshine

7. Describe where you live:

And clueless neckties working,
Revolving fake lawn houses,
Housing all your fears,
Desensitized by TV,
Overbearing advertising,
God of consumerism,
And all your crooked pictures,
Looking good, mirrorism,
Filtering information,
For the public eye,
Designed for profiteering,
Your neighbour, what a guy.

8. Describe how you love:

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda sh!7 you get on your TV

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

Through my head,
Before you know,
Before you know I will be waiting all awake

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Welcome to the soldier side where there's no one here but me.
People all grow up to die.
There is no one here but me.

I knew I could count on you guys. Thanks!  :D

One for the oldies.

Band: Beatles

1. Describe yourself:

Born a poor young country boy
Mother Nature's Son
All day long I'm sitting
singing songs for everyone

Sit beside a mountain stream
See her waters rise
Listen to the pretty
sound of music as she flies
tu tu tu, tu, du tu

Find me in my field of grass
Mother Nature's Son
swaying daisies sing
a lazy song beneath the sun
tu tu, yeah yeah yeah

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

She's got a ticket to ride

3. How do people feel about you?

The fool on the hill

4. How do you feel about yourself?

I feel fine

5. Are you male or female?

I am the walrus

6. What would you rather be doing?

There, there's a place
where I can go
when I feel low
when I feel blue
And it's my mind
and there's time
When I'm alone
There's a place
There's a place

7. Describe where you live:

The long and winding road

8. Describe how you love:

I give her all my love
That's all I do
And if you saw my love
You'd love her too
I love her

She gives my everything
And tenderly
The kiss my lover brings
She brings to me
And I love her

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

She don't give boys the eye
She hates to see me cry
She is happy just to hear me
Say that I will never leave her
She don't give boys the eye

She will never make me jealous
Gives me all her time as well as loving
Don't ask me why

She's a woman who understands
She's a woman who loves her man
 
10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Say the word and you'll be free
Say the word and be like me
Say the word I'm thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
It's so fine, It's sunshine
It's the word, love
In the beginning I misunderstood
But now I've got it, the word is good

Spread the word and you'll be free
Spread the word and be like be
Spread the work I'm thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
It's so fine, It's sunshine
It's the word, love
Every where I go I hear it said
In the good and bad books that I have read

Give the word a chance to say
That the word is just the way
It's the word I'm thinking of
And the only word is love
It's so fine, It's sunshine
It's the word, love
Now that I know what I feel must be right
I'm here to show everybody the light

Say the word and you'll be free
Say the word and be like me
Say the word I'm thinking of
Have you heard the word is love?
It's so fine, It's sunshine
It's the word, love

This is very challenging-  especially with the choice I made. I've spent way too much time on this...


Band:
Devo (the post-postmodern bards of Akron, Ohio)

1. Describe yourself:
Half a goon and half a god


2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

let me tell you a story
let me shovel some dirt
long time no sugar
and it's starting to hurt
something's flattening my cola
something's wrong with my brew
something's rotten in idaho
and i don't know what to do

3. How do people feel about you?

When you hear woulda shoulda coulda
Gotta think mighta been in spite of
Low down tired of being a fighter
Turn around put it all behind you


4. How do you feel about yourself?

I grew up in a typical way
So I keep trying to unwind
Cause I

This is very challenging-  especially with the choice I made. I've spent way too much time on this...

That's exactly the point. Rather than spend your time boosting your postcount with senseless spam-rages why not doing something more intelligent?


Band: Billy Talent


1. Describe yourself:

Rejected...since day one
My name is...bastard son
I've been damned...so many times I've lost count!
Blue collar...working man
Devises...masterplan
Bi-polar...with a mental side arm

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

Oh my girl
Your so hot when you walk you melt snow

3. How do people feel about you?

All the angels I know
Put concrete in my veins

4. How do you feel about yourself?

I'm sick and I'm twisted, I'm broken you can't fix it, don't make me cause I'll do it, red button and we'll all go...

Into the river below...

5. Are you male or female?

Tight lips, red skirt   ( )

6. What would you rather be doing?

I wanna run I wanna hide and leave this place
Just like it left me

7. Describe where you live:

Don't you tell me, what you think is right!
When your living in the shadows

8. Describe how you love:

We don't always see the bright side,
And I lied when I said I was fine,
You slapped my face today
But I have licked my wounds and carried on

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

So don't be a grey cloud when there's none in the sky
We found theres no hidden treasure to find
At least we tryed

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Lies make it better
Lies are forever
Lies to go home to
Lies you wake up to
Lies from the alter
Lies make you falter
Lies keep your mouth fed
Lies till your death bed

This choice might be a bit political for these boards, but I'll post it and it can be removed if anyone is offeneded.

Band: Rage Against The Machine

1. Describe yourself:

Solo, I'm a soloist on a solo list
All live, never on a floppy disk

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

Dispute the suits I ignite
And then watch 'em burn

3. How do people feel about you?

Not a silent one
But a defiant one
Never a normal one
'Cause I'm the b*stard son

4. How do you feel about yourself?

Something must be done
About vengeance, a badge and a gun
'Cause I'll rip the mike, rip the stage, rip the system
I was born to rage against 'em.

5. Are you male or female?

I'm a brother with a furious mind.

6. What would you rather be doing?

Believin' all the lies that they're tellin' ya
Buying all them products that they're sellin' ya

7. Describe where you live:

A jail cell is freedom from the pain in my home.

8. Describe how you love:

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Movements come and movements go
Leaders speak, movements cease
When their heads are flown
'Cause all of these punks got bullets in their heads
Departments of police, the judges, the feds
Networks at work keepin' people calm

You know they went after King
When he spoke out on Vietnam
He turned the power to the have-nots
And then came the shot.

             or

Yes, I know my enemies
They're the teachers who taught me to fight me
Compromise, conformity
Assimilation, submission
Ignorance, hypocrisy
Brutality, the elite
All of which are American dreams!

Here we go... Blinking lights and "some" revelations...

Band: The Faces

1. Describe yourself:

I went there and back
Just to see how far it was
And you, you tried to tell me
But I had to learn for myself.

2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

When you want her lips, you get a cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more and she's fast asleep
Then she's twinkling with the stars.

3. How do people feel about you?

Oh, your so rude.

4. How do you feel about yourself?

Thought I was lookin' good

5. Are you male or female?

Nobody Knows

6. What would you rather be doing?

So Cindy get your coat on
Leave the rent with the gent up in the penthouse
Turn your music so loud let's attract a big crowd
We'll drink a round to this town and bid goodbye

7. Describe where you live:

It's hard to believe that this is the place
Where we were so happy all our lives.
Now so empty inside and feelin' no pain.
Waitin' for a hammer and a big ball and chain.

They can tear it all down and build something new,
Then only I'll remember what was here.
Tomorrow comes easy, just another day gone
How hong will I have to keep returning?

Now I look back, think I've known all the time,
I've been fightin' myself for so long.
All the vows that we made, gone for old rags and lumber
Disappear on a cart down the road

8. Describe how you love:

fly on my sweet angel
forever I'm will be by your side

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

Thank you kindly
For thinking of me
If I'm not smiling
I'm just thinking

Glad and sorry
Happy or sad
When all is done and spoken
You're up or I'm down

Can you show me a dream
Can you show me one that's better than mine
Can you stand it in the cold light of day
Neither can I

10. Share a few words of wisdom:

Poor old Granddad
I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
He spoke of women's ways

"They'll trap you, then they use you
Before you even know
For love is blind and you're far too kind
Don't ever let it show"

I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was stronger.

The Can Can's such a pretty show
They'll steal your heart away
But backstage, back on earth again
The dressing rooms are grey

They come on strong and it ain't too long
Before they make you feel a man
But love is blind and you soon will find
You're just a boy again

When you want her lips, you get a cheek
Makes you wonder where you are
If you want some more and she's fast asleep
Then she's twinkling with the stars.

"Poor young grandson, there's nothing I can say
You'll have to learn, just like me
And that's the hardest way
Ooh la la"

I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was younger.
I wish that I knew what I know now
When I was stronger.

P.S.  I like Doug's best so far.  ;D

Band: Scooter


1. Describe yourself:

I am the horseman
I'm mentally mad
I am a super sharp shooter
sittin on a roof top
my name is MC H, I got the big breaks
and the bass
one, two, check it

Band: Rammstein

1. Describe yourself:

Mein schwarzes Blut und dein wei

This is way too much like work...  ;D

Band: Disturbed


1. Describe yourself:

Drowning deep in my sea of loathing
Broken your servant I kneel
It seems what's left of my human side
Is slowly changing in me


2. Describe your girlfriend/interest:

Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
If you've ever known anyone
Bring the violence
It's significant
To the life
Can you feel it?


3. How do people feel about you?

I'm labelled enemy

4. How do you feel about yourself?

Looking at my own reflection
When suddenly it changes
Violently it changes
There is no turning back now
You've woken up the demon in me

5. Are you male or female?

demon

6. What would you rather be doing?

Feed on your nothing

7. Describe where you live:

Darkness cover me

8. Describe how you love:

Im just holding on, to let them know

9. Describe how you want to be loved:

Sensation washes over me
I can't describe it
Pain I felt so long ago
I don't remember
Tear a hole so I can see
My devastation
Feelings from so long ago
I don't remember


10. Share a few words of wisdom:
Open up your hate, and let it flow into me
Let it all out
Liberate your mind







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