Not a word of a lie here...
Rome, 1982. I was waiting to board a bus from the hotel to Leonardo De Vinci airport outside Rome. My turn to board and I found a seat somewhere to the rear of the bus. By now the bus is about half full, and I am quietly sitting watching people taking their seats. Eventually spaces were getting fewer, when with this I saw this gorgeous Italian girl/woman boarding the bus, looking for a seat. She leaned over to this Italian guy, in front of me, and politely asked if the empty seat next to him was taken.
He said no so she sat down next to him. It was obvious they did not know one another from anywhere. Eventually the bus gets going, and she starts getting more talkative. All in Italian mind.
Now long story short: She starts smooching him, sucking his ears, so much so that by the time we got to the airport, his ears were glowing bright bright red. Never seen such a hot momma in all my life. Will never forget it either.