http://www.bing.com/
In a high, squeaky voice:
"Hi there, humans! Don't forget, April 15th is coming up real soon, time to pay the taxman. Never mind the Ides of March, it's the Ides of April ya gotta worry about.
See ya. Hey Joe, how 'bout a short walk on a long beer, sounds good, right?"
Yep, we humans gotta envy these guys. Just another day at the pond. OK, yeah, time to do my tax return, thanks for the heads up, guys. Cheers.