We're more popular than Jesus

[H]

...sometimes, you terrify me, H...

If the previous terrifies you, I expect you dare not imagine the effect of what I've never mentioned.. thus far...
A former U.S. president told us we had nothing to fear but fear itself... but we tend to fear the unknown, as little good as that may do us...

[H]

Let me guess: You started talking at a very early age. First it was to expound on the age old question of "Who's On First", followed by offering proof that "we" aren't really here.

Thank you for the link; along with a couple Abbott and Costello movies I have, in radio and televised versions, their baseball team presentation so I'm well aware of Who's on First; no one seemed to realize that, by Costello's beginning pitch to his comrade on stage, some Joker was the coach...
also, it seems the team practiced at the monastery since it belonged to an Abbott...

For the record, I'm not exactly sure when I started talking but I recall instances of what was said to me while I was an infant, not yet talking. As far as vocabulary, I didn't break the 10th grade level until 5th grade.