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An old guy and his son had a one-mule farm where they eked out a living. One day, the son hit the lottery and won $50,000.

He rushed into town, collected his money, then hurried back home, where he told his father the good news, and handed him a $50 bill.

The father looked at the money for a moment and then said, "Son, you know I've always been careful with what little money we had.

I didn't spend it on whiskey or women. In fact, I couldn't even afford a license to legally marry your Ma."

"Pa!" the son exclaims, "do you know what that makes me?"

"Sure do," said the old guy fingering the fifty-dollar bill. "And a damn cheap one, too.

In a last ditch effort he posts a cat picture.. Overwhelmed by the pressure Steve M lies down on the couch.   

Now that you added cat, reminds me of mouse that eeked out a living...
until caught by cat and he eeked out of life. 

[quote]Now that you added cat, reminds me of mouse that eeked out a living...
until caught by cat and he eeked out of life.

I can't help but laugh out loud every time I look at that photo