...a bit long, but good for a larf!

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...a bit long, but good for a larf!

Postby Fozzer » Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:25 pm

E-mailed me today from one of my gorgeous Daughters-in-Law... :-*...>>>


The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a
vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.

A mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid.
When I quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time....

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I
was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a
coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I
thought to myself, they've lost the plot!

My daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday, so I went to
our local pet shop and they were
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Re: ...a bit long, but good for a larf!

Postby Steve M » Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:13 pm

Addicted to brake fluid, can stop anytime!  ;D ;D ;D
Some good ones there.
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Re: ...a bit long, but good for a larf!

Postby H » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:47 am

OK, Foz
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