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An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

That wouldn't work for me.  ::)

I would have sent money to my mom to help pay for the divorce. 

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness...

He wrote a disparaging book about the Pope? 

[quote]That wouldn't work for me.

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....

Mine was too lazy to write that book but he researched hundreds of situations to include in the text! I jest, slightly.