The phone call

[ozzy72]

An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

[CHUCK79]

[Romulus111VADT]

That wouldn't work for me.  ::)

I would have sent money to my mom to help pay for the divorce. 

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....

[H]

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness...

He wrote a disparaging book about the Pope? 

8-)

[Fozzer]

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness...

He wrote a disparaging book about the Pope?

[BLAZE]

[quote]That wouldn't work for me.

[WPadgett]

My biological father wrote the book on assholiness....

Mine was too lazy to write that book but he researched hundreds of situations to include in the text! I jest, slightly.