A couple more U.K. entries...

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A couple more U.K. entries...

Postby H » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:06 am

Sale Entry:
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.


...and a statement from the gent on the street:
"I'd just come out of the shop with a meat and potato pie, large chips, mushy peas and a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sat there and said, "I've not eaten for two days."
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'"


8-)
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