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! Pay it forward !

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 11:04 am
by BLAZE
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1) You can't count your hair.
2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Ten (10) Things I know about you.
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category. Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not."Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many."

(( My niece sent me this, I got a laugh, I thought I would pay that laugh forward. ))

Re: ! Pay it forward !

PostPosted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 5:22 pm
by wifesaysno
;D
thanks for the laugh, I needed it today!

Re: ! Pay it forward !

PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:37 am
by BLAZE
My Pleasure

Re: ! Pay it forward !

PostPosted: Fri Dec 14, 2012 5:14 am
by H
1) You can't count your hair.
I have enough that I don't want to try it -- nor do I wish to cut it all off to make it easier.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.
Obviously, I can (and, untentionally, have) but it's one horrendous, stinging effort to rinse them off!

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
Only if I closed my mouth tightly around it and it were large enough to cover both nostrils at the same time (there are some -- at least one -- who could do that).

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.
Didn't stick it out -- have enough trouble holding my breath over other things.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.
You shouldn't be so certain...

1) You are reading this.
True

2) You are human.
That is a moot assumption!

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating a portion your lips; many of us can pronounce it out one corner of our mouth; however, pronouncing "S" is a bit funky...

4) You just attempted to do it.
Yes, quite successfully, with just the corner seperation.

?

6) You are laughing at yourself.
Well, not exactly at myself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
You skipped # 5 -- I just missed it.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
Not just -- after 4, "Where's 5?" However, that's actually because I've seen this type of thing before and was expecting an omission.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
True

:P


8-)