A little yuk yuk

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A little yuk yuk

Postby Steve M » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:34 pm

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh!, Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females", he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone".
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Re: A little yuk yuk

Postby CHUCK79 » Tue Sep 04, 2012 5:50 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D
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