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Michael and Gary got married in California ..

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night  together.

In the morning,  Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his  breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are  up yet.
She replies,  'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want  to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
She  replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know  what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school.  '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and  Gary up yet?'
His mom says,  'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I  think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'

He  says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think.....I gave him my airplane glue.'

  It took me a minute!

I bet that was a pain in the rear...........

I'm trying not to imagine the scene at the hospital ER.....it's difficult.... [smiley=evil.gif]

I'm sure the extraction was, ah, difficult as well....[smiley=evil.gif]

I keep seeing the guy in American Gigolo getting his butt waxed and OMG.....

A marriage made in .....Airfix glue... ...!

...'till death do us part...with difficulty... ....!

Paul... ... ...!

A four legged man was seen running from a motel last night. BBC will update you as information comes in.