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Postby expat » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:32 pm

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1. Captain, if the problem is not entered into the technical logbook.........then the aircraft does not have a problem.
2. And, if you have time to write the fault on a napkin and attach to it to the yoke.........you have time to write it in the tech log....see point 1.
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Re: Monsters

Postby Fozzer » Fri Jun 29, 2012 1:36 pm

That would be the most HELLISH situation for a BAT!..... ;D...!

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Re: Monsters

Postby Webb » Fri Jun 29, 2012 10:23 pm

You have to kill the spawn too.

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