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Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2012 2:41 pm**

I sent this to my boss on Friday, so far no money has been forthcoming....

Posted: **Tue Jun 19, 2012 5:15 pm**

I sent this to my boss on Friday, so far no money has been forthcoming....

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My youngest son Peter, (also in the IT business), has exactly the same feelings every day, he often tells me...

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Me?....I just sit back and watch everyone fight amongst themselves...

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Paul...

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Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2012 2:18 am**

It's probably because you DID stab someone with a fork.

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:31 pm**

Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office

I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks

Posted: **Wed Jun 20, 2012 4:00 pm**

Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office ;D ;D ;D
I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks ;D ;D ;D

Ozzy has Canadian connections?...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18284242

Getting ahead of himself?

Paul....

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Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 1:12 pm**

You don't have anger management issues, do you Ozzy? [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=angry.gif]

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:39 pm**

Getting ahead of himself?

I doubt it. I bet he could use a hand fleeing though. He can just use the other hand. And I guess it won't matter how much a plane ticket costs. He still has the two arms and legs. I do have to wonder if he's still afoot in Canada with that other foot though.

Have fun Ozzy!

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 3:49 pm**

Dan at work is trying to convince everyone I'm a serial killer, however it has backfired on him as I've been playing up to it and believe me stabbing someone with a fork would be a kindness compared to some of the threats I've made in the office ;D ;D ;D
I had a box arrive the other day and one of the directors put it on my desk and said "I see your severed head has arrived!", my reply of "It doesn't have a Canadian post mark!" has worried Dan, he wants to move desks ;D ;D ;D

Ozzy has Canadian connections?...>>>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-18284242

Getting ahead of himself?

Paul.... .. ... ..."

Oh no!
You have revealed his true identity!
RUN OZZY RUN!!!

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:22 pm**

Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:48 pm**

Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

plus make it almost impossible to find a body, or just randomly kill people you don't even no when out in the middle of nowhere. The strangers will have absolutely no connection to you, so it'll be difficult to call you a suspect.

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 4:48 pm**

Rule number one of being a REALLY good serial killer, be sure your alibi is water tight and someone who could be a suspect looks guilty as hell [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]

plus make it almost impossible to find a body, or just randomly kill people you don't even no when out in the middle of nowhere.

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:39 pm**

Here in Canada, we always get our man. RCMP. And we usually get most of the victims although this one has me stumped..

Posted: **Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:54 pm**

Club, anything you want to share with us?

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:03 pm**

Club, anything you want to share with us?

Noooooooooo. ::)

Posted: **Sat Jun 23, 2012 12:13 pm**

Some people do High-5, others give you Ten! but only Club508 and David Lister can give you 15

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