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Postby expat » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:01 am

I was watching the Euros last night and I thought some idiot had brought one of those vuvuzelas into the stadium....

....Turns out it was my wife telling me all about her day at work..............

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Re: Watching the football

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:13 am

Thank goodness Le Mans starts this afternoon, the lovely sound of all those racing car engines should drown out the droning noise of the wife telling me to do stuff ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Watching the football

Postby Bass » Sat Jun 16, 2012 7:17 am

Thank goodness Le Mans starts this afternoon, the lovely sound of all those racing car engines should drown out the droning noise of the wife telling me to do stuff ;D ;D ;D


Yeah, but i sure miss those us self breathing engines on the track. I love that sound. It overtakes even the wife.
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Re: Watching the football

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:20 am

Thank goodness Le Mans starts this afternoon, the lovely sound of all those racing car engines should drown out the droning noise of the wife telling me to do stuff ;D ;D ;D


Yeah, but i sure miss those us self breathing engines on the track. I love that sound. It overtakes even the wife.
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Re: Watching the football

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:28 am

...whats a; "Wife"?... :-?...!

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Re: Watching the football

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:33 am

...whats a; "Wife"?... :-?...!

Paul... ;)... ;)...!

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Re: Watching the football

Postby ozzy72 » Sat Jun 16, 2012 9:41 am

Ring any bells Paul?
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Re: Watching the football

Postby Fozzer » Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:48 am

Ring any bells Paul?
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.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

I can do all that myself now... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]....

....except the one I can now do without!..(nasty diseases!)... ;)... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!
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Re: Watching the football

Postby Bass » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:19 am

Ring any bells Paul?
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.... ;D... ;D... ;D...!

I can do all that myself now... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]....

....except the one I can now do without!..(nasty diseases!)... ;)... ;D...!

Paul... ;D... ;D... ;D...!


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Re: Watching the football

Postby U4EA » Sun Jun 17, 2012 9:38 am

Ring any bells Paul?
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I would like to thank you for starting my day off with a LMAO moment that will last hours!!! ;D :) ;D
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