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Next time  you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to  smile when you think of this:

A dentist  noticed that his next patient, a little old  lady, was
nervous, so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his gloves.

'Do you know how they make these gloves?' he  asked.

'No, I don't,' she  replied.

'Well,' he spoofed, 'there's a  building in Canada with a big tank of latex, and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the  tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size.'

She didn't crack a smile.

'Oh, well. I tried,' he thought.

But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure, she burst out laughing.

'What's so funny?' he asked.

'I was just envisioning how condoms are made!'

With the weather as cold as it is today...

I would be no good working in that Factory!.. ....!

Paul... ... ... ...!

Put your winter riding gloves on Fozzer and your hands will soon return to their normal size

Put your winter riding gloves on Fozzer and your hands will soon return to their normal size

Its not my hands that are suffering with the cold!.... ...!

(Dipping one's wick in a tank of Latex).

Paul... ... ...!

I've always wondered about the claim on some boxes that the condoms are electronically tested..... :-/

I had the strange vision of R2D2 and C3PO and decided not to consider it any longer.....

Rom you need a whole lot of serious therapy And now so do I with that disturbing mental image you've just caused!

Rom you need a whole lot of serious therapy And now so do I with that disturbing mental image you've just caused!

Yep, ole R2 was beeping all sorts of naughty words. C3PO was calling him his little trash can.....lmao.

I was stone sober at the time.....

Even my mother-in-law use to say, "You just ain't right!" As she was laughing her ass off at my latest antics.

Must be a result of years getting hit in the head. Hitting the dirt can sometimes be cushioned by some serious rocks..... :-/