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Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere"?

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say, "You're next, Chubby".

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

This is not so...
In the 1st, the broom handle is rammed into your guts, whereupon you empty your guts; you may or may not die any too soon -- but your guts will never be the same.

In the 2nd, you may not die but you'll have no balls in the future.

8-)

I disagree!  Your balls will merely be relocated to inside your guts.
Oh, and is this REALLY a family-oriented thread?