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"How small was it?"

Postby Groundbound1 » Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:12 am

3 guys walk into a bar ...

The first guy says "I've got the smallest arm in the world."

The second guy "Oh yeah, well I have the smallest head in the world."

The third guy "Well when it comes to small body parts, I have you both beat. I've got the smallest *gender defining appendage* in the world."

So the 3 guys decide to settle their argument the only way they know how, and pay a visit to the good people at Guinness...(the world record people, not the brewers
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Re: "How small was it?"

Postby H » Mon Apr 09, 2012 4:43 pm

Guinness...(the world record people, not the brewers)
Seems someone already made the brewer connection before this scenario was played out. ;)


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Re: "How small was it?"

Postby wifesaysno » Mon Apr 09, 2012 7:35 pm

;D
thanks for the laugh!

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Re: "How small was it?"

Postby Mike.. » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:52 am

;D Nice!

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Re: "How small was it?"

Postby Steve M » Tue Apr 10, 2012 8:36 pm

;D ;D Didn't expect the ending!
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