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Six retired Irishmen were playing poker in O'Leary's apartment when Paddy Murphy loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest, and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen brother, the other five continue playing standing up.

Michael O'Connor looks around and asks, 'Oh, me boys, someone's got to tell Paddy's wife. Who will it be?'

They draw straws. Paul Gallagher picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse.

'Discreet??? I'm the most discreet Irishmen you'll ever meet. Discretion is me middle name. Leave it to me.'

Gallagher goes over to Murphy's house and knocks on the door. Mrs. Murphy answers, and asks what he wants.

Gallagher declares, 'Your husband just lost $500 and is afraid to come home.'

'Tell him to drop dead!', says Murphy's wife..

'Aye, I'll go tell him.' says Gallagher.

DOH! 

   

Currency should be Euros, but still good 

[quote]Currency should be Euros, but still good

Who said that they were across the pond? I mean, ever been to Boston this time of year?;D

Because I know for a fact that all Scots and Northern-Irishmen want to use their funny money when they buy drinks from me when I'm at work. And they all insist that it is legal tender in my country