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My wife came to me the other day and told me she wanted to have her breast enlarged. I ask how much this would cost. She said about $5,000. I told her I would think about it and give her an answer in the morning.
The next morning she asked if I had made my decision. Yes I have. I reached over a grabbed a roll of toilet paper and handed it to here.
She said how is toilet paper going to enlarge my breast. I told her to take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between her breast every morning and evening. 

How are the divorce proceedings going?

Wives are all good at housekeeping, when they divorce they always keep the house.

The tag line for this should be ........ that's when the fight started!!