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Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the check out queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had? An elephant?

So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn

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sure it was the car.

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there
...and I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

Tisk, tisk.