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Dog food

Postby expat » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:08 am

Yesterday I was at my local Sainsbury's store buying a large bag of Winalot dog food for my loyal pet and was in the check out queue when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

What did she think I had? An elephant?

So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Winalot Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn
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Re: Dog foot

Postby hyperpep111 » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:12 am

You Sly  Dog ;D
Most people think that flying a plane is dangerous, except pilots because they know how easy it is.
Arguing with a pilot is like wrestling with a pig in the mud, after a while you begin to think the pig likes it.
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Re: Dog food

Postby jetprop » Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:52 pm

sure it was the car. ::)
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Re: Dog food

Postby Ang2dogs » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:55 pm

;D ;D ;D
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Re: Dog food

Postby Bud Greene » Sat Dec 17, 2011 2:21 pm

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there
...and I'm wearing milkbone underwear. :D
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Re: Dog food

Postby Club508 » Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:15 pm

Tisk, tisk.
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