This really happened, I think
Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:15 pmA guy goes skydiving for the first time ever and After he jumps out of the plane, he counts to ten, pulls the ripcord, and nothing happens. Only a little worried, he pulls the cord for the auxilliary parachute, but unfortunately, the chute still does not appear. As he is plummeting toward the Earth, he sees a woman coming up the other way. He shouts to her "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No", she shouts, "do you know anything about gas stoves?"
