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Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2011 2:57 pm**

This poor fellow is gonna have a real crappy day.....

Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:15 pm**

Haha that's funny! Bringing washroom facilities right to the scene of your accident is the most courteous thing I've seen in years.

Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:19 pm**

Driving an Alfa.... I believe the saying is "Sh*t happens, especially if you drive a dodgy Italian car"

Posted: **Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:55 pm**

All I can picture is the outhouses being sent over the Alpha and emptying their contents in the passenger compartment and the poor bastard being up to his armpits in $hit.....

Posted: **Mon Oct 31, 2011 5:35 pm**

It makes me wonder why I see open convertibles parked under trees. How about a little whitewash on that nice leather interior?

Posted: **Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:45 pm**

That's what he gets for riding on that trucks,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ass

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2011 1:44 pm**

Per the subject and your comments...

Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom, it was not imagination...

8-)

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:00 pm**

Per the subject and your comments...

Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom, it was not imagination...

8-)

Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen.....

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2011 2:10 pm**

Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom, it was not imagination...
Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen...

My Aunt was quite dominant, thus the original choice of coloring was per her choice; I did not know that uncle for any religious bent but, it seems, providence decided to offer them both a compromise... not in either of their preferred shades of brown... and the new aromatic car scent: "freshly fertilized field."

8-)

Posted: **Tue Nov 01, 2011 3:10 pm**

Following too close, even awaiting a passing opportunity, can be quite an experience. An aunt and uncle (also the first deceased of my aunts and uncles... hmn?) bought a new Chrysler convertible and were following a manure hauler up a steep incline; the hauler's tailgate let loose...
Rom, it was not imagination...
Wow, what a truly $hitty thing to happen...
My Aunt was quite dominant, thus the original choice of coloring was per her choice; I did not know that uncle for any religious bent but, it seems, providence decided to offer them both a compromise... not in either of their preferred shades of brown... and the new aromatic car scent: "freshly fertilized field."

8-)

Ode da ca-ca playing on the radio.

Bumper sticker on the truck : "Doo-doo, ca-ca, poo-poo and good old number two."

Such a romantic outing....lmao

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