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Resum

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:43 pm
by H
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."

"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

"Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain operation."



8-)

Re: Resum

PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:54 pm
by FoxThree
;D ;D ;D

Re: Resum

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:38 pm
by Bud Greene
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"Please call me after 5:30 because I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."

8-)

How did you get ahold of MY resume'? ;D ;D

Re: Resum

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:00 pm
by Romulus111VADT
When I was the director of area operations for a company; I use to get some real intellectually challenged applicants.

I asked one if he had a resum

Re: Resum

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:34 pm
by jetprop
some cases of ehh,high quality architechture.

the thing above a cooking thing(i always forget them) well,we wondered why it didn't lead the steam away,well,it didn't have a tube leading somewhere for the steam to go. XD

and another one.
we where replacing a light because it was cheaper actualy buying new lights instead of buying lightbulbs.
well there where 3 wires on each lamps right,we'll call them a,b and c.

when a and c touch another different light went on.XD