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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida , are all excited
about their decision to get married.

They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a
drugstore.

Jacob suggests they go in.
*Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

*Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

*Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds ....."

*Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely.."

*Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

*Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

*Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's

disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

*Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

*Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

*Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

*Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.

Reminds me of someone I know!

Jayhawk Jake might not be laughing

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.

Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...

..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo... ...!

Paul.... ....!

Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...
and his elderly wife; Mrs. Tu Hung Lo...

Wun should have known enough to leave Tu Hung Up with her maiden name.

8-)

Tu Wita Woo?

(Pigeon-chested, and a bit of a night-Owl at the time).

Paul... ...!

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Introducing Mr. Wun Hung Lo...

..and his elderly wife; Mrs. To Hung Lo... ...!

Paul.... ....!
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Not to be confused with my nickname when I lived in Taipei.... Hung Don Lo

Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends

Uh oh, now you got me started.
What do old people taste like?
Depends

We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.  But yes, it depends on our depends.   

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We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.

[quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.

[quote][quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.

[quote][quote][quote][quote]We all taste like chicken, no matter how we are prepared.

What does an older woman have that a younger woman doesn't?
Breasts on her stomach.

That's the reason most of us old men have a hard time getting out of a chair.