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A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 4:56 pm
by Steve M
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist".
The proctologist fainted
:)

Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 8:57 pm
by TacitBlue
Seen it before, but still funny!
;D ;D ;D

Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:27 am
by hyperpep111
I have no clue what  "gynecologist" or "proctologist"'s are and I'm not sure if I should Google it :(


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Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:40 am
by Club508
[quote]I have no clue what

Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:44 am
by patchz
;D ;D ;D

Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 6:34 pm
by TacitBlue
"Lady parts" doctor and butt doctor, respectively... or dis-respectively. ;)

Re: A fatal attempt..

PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:00 pm
by FoxThree
;D ;D ;D