Tolerance

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Tolerance

Postby ozzy72 » Mon Aug 08, 2011 1:14 pm

I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Sydney .

I think it should be the goal of every Australian to be tolerant.

Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.

We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy ", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."

Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbeque pork restaurant, called " Iraq o' Ribs."

Across the street there could be a lingerie store called " Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ", with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, "Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.

If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on...
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Re: Tolerance

Postby Steve M » Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:10 pm

Haha!  ;D The topic brought this one to mind..

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Re: Tolerance

Postby Club508 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 9:40 am

Sorry, but I have no idea.  I don't get into politics enough to know. :D
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Re: Tolerance

Postby hyperpep111 » Tue Aug 09, 2011 12:39 pm

Honestly I love your proposal. When I become the King of the earth you will be my prime minister 8-) ;D ;D ::).
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