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Jennifer, a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table, Jennifer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you know of?'

The first man replied, 'A thought.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.

'That's very good!' replied Jennifer. 'And, now you sir?', she asked the second man.

'Hmmm...let me see 'A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that it ever happened. A blink is the fastest thing I know of.'

'Excellent!' said Jennifer. 'The blink of an eye, that's a very popular clich

Our local Walmart greeters don't do anything but watch people enter the store. I feel like buying them a chair, sometimes. 

every time that i walk into walmart, i stop dead in my tracks, look at the greeter and somewhat calmly and politely say "HI! Welcome to Walmart!" they just look at me like i have 2 heads.   Really sad that a company is really willing to waste $200-300 every 2 weeks on someone that can not even say 4 F@#$%^g words.

Hmmm, what is a greeter? Not sure I've ever met one.

Funny how everyone seems to run down Walmart but still shops there.

Hmmm, what is a greeter? Not sure I've ever met one.

Funny how everyone seems to run down Walmart but still shops there.

I hate that place and I don't shop there. I have been working part-time for 7up (in addition to the aircraft maintenance job) stocking shelves in many stores including three wal-marts. After my work day is through I've had my fill of that place. I've seem some messed up stuff happen in Wal-mart. Oh, the stories I could tell!