Natural selection at it's best...

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Natural selection at it's best...

Postby Groundbound1 » Mon Jun 13, 2011 8:14 am

Well ya see, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

Good theory anyway!
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Re: Natural selection at it's best...

Postby patchz » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:25 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Sounds logical to me.
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Re: Natural selection at it's best...

Postby Steve M » Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:59 pm

;D ;D I used to call it Budwieser Britannica.  ;)
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Re: Natural selection at it's best...

Postby Ang2dogs » Mon Jun 13, 2011 10:19 pm

I'll drink to that! [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] [smiley=beer.gif] ;D
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Re: Natural selection at it's best...

Postby gregj » Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:00 pm

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Re: Natural selection at it's best...

Postby machineman9 » Tue Jun 14, 2011 12:10 pm

Unfortunately it doesn't kill brain cells, but I'm still gonna stick with the theory  ;D
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