Its time to call a cab..

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Its time to call a cab..

Postby Steve M » Thu May 19, 2011 6:11 pm

I was sat in a wine bar, enjoying my own company. I took a sip of my drink and looked over to the other end of the bar. I saw a stunning brunette looking back at me.

She was wearing a Wonder Woman costume, with lots of flesh on show. We looked each other up and down, and both gave a knowing smile. I noticed she was drinking Budweiser like me, so I called the barman over.

"Same again for me, and another for the pretty lady over there."

He said, "That's a mirror, you moron, and the rest of the stag party left an hour ago."


(copy from Sickipedia and slighty edited)
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Re: Its time to call a cab..

Postby TacitBlue » Thu May 19, 2011 7:39 pm

;D ;D ;D

Truly funny!

Never heard of Sickipedia, I'll have to check that out.
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