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You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?

When blondes have more fun do they know it?

Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you..

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

Time's fun when you're having flies. ......Kermit the Frog

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

Red meat is not bad for you  Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name..

Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge to produce reproductive organs.

Alabama  state motto:  At least we're not Mississippi

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.

The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of
the population

Congressmen should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we could
identify their corporate sponsors.

Alabama  state motto:  At least we're not Mississippi

Heyyyy!!!   

If at first you don't succeed skydiving is not for you..

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'Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name..'

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