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Drinking buddies

Postby whitley » Wed Apr 06, 2011 11:34 am

Tam and Jimmy were a couple of drinking pals who worked as aircraft mechanics at Glasgow Airport.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hanger with nothing to do.

Tam said, "Jeez, I wish we had something to drink!"

Jimmy says, "Me as weel. Y'ken, I've heard ye can swallie jet fuel an' get a buzz.
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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby patchz » Wed Apr 06, 2011 6:12 pm

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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby CHUCK79 » Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:19 pm

;D ;D ;D ;D the accent makes it even funnier.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby ozzy72 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 3:40 am

This seems terrifyingly feasible ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby patchz » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:23 pm

This seems terrifyingly feasible ;D ;D ;D

Tried it, have you Mark?  ;D
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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby Steve M » Thu Apr 07, 2011 6:30 pm

;D ;D ;D Bartender, I'll have a JP4 on the rocks and the little lady beside me would like a book of matches..   :o
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Re: Drinking buddies

Postby Skunkworks » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:02 am

;D ;D ;D
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