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A motorcycle mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked,

"So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year and you make $1,695,000 when you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, leaned over, and then whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

Good one.

Did not see that one coming.

I went to trade school with a guy who was a proctologist of all things. He said he was looking for a career change. Anyway, He was actually a pretty good mechanic. I once saw him change a set of piston rings, rod bearings and lap some valves in under an hour. The amazing part is that he did it all through the exhaust pipe.

Did not see that one coming.

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