Sundays sermon

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Sundays sermon

Postby Steve M » Wed Mar 09, 2011 3:15 pm

A minister decided that a visual demonstration would

Add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.

The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following

results:

The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"

That pretty much ended the service.



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Re: Sundays sermon

Postby Skunkworks » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:03 am

;D ;D ;D I like it!
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Re: Sundays sermon

Postby patchz » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:30 pm

Two out of three ain't bad. I quit smoking in 1984. But I don't have worms. ::)
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Re: Sundays sermon

Postby Steve M » Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:40 pm

Well I don't eat much chocolate, so yeah, two outa three ain't bad!  ;)
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Re: Sundays sermon

Postby U4EA » Fri Mar 11, 2011 12:44 am

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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